"I'm on this new diet. Well, I don't eat anything and when I feel like I'm about to faint I eat a cube of cheese. I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight."
- The Devil Wears Prada
I'm also on a new diet. I eat normally and then try to do my homework. Just when I feel like I'm about to faint (of boredum) I eat a piece of candy. I'm just ten bags of skittles away from my masters degree.